When Barack Obama First Asked Michelle About Running For President, She Said No
President Obama's new book, "A Promised Land," goes through the events that led to his decision to run for president and why Michelle Obama originally said "no" to the idea. Don't miss Part 3 of Stephen Colbert's in-depth interview with the iconic former president. #Colbert #PresidentObama #BarackObama
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  • John Underwood
    John Underwood

    When I heard President Obama’s speech at the DNC. I had no idea who he was. I said to whom ever I was with at the time, this guy is good. He will run for President. The best 8 years in a long time!! Cmon President Biden, lets get it back!!

  • DontBeA Snowflake
    DontBeA Snowflake

    "....... It's hopeless" !😂😂😂

  • René Adrián Ponce Canales
    René Adrián Ponce Canales

    What if Hillary had won in 2008 get reelected and Obama running and winning 2016 and 2020... oh man... what a different world would've be

  • teresa linton
    teresa linton

    i liked president obama and michelle. they were smart but normal people. the one we have now (trump) is a joke. cant wait until the new administration comes in.

  • i village
    i village

    I have just noticed something about OBAMA positive though but i won't say it

  • Darin b
    Darin b

    Your not far enough apart guys. Your actually way too far away from each other. I know you both were scanned. Geeees.

  • Sanaa Hanna
    Sanaa Hanna

    I miss him

  • Julia S
    Julia S

    I didn't get the reference! Thank you Mr.President!!! :P

  • Ron Wylie
    Ron Wylie

    God! what a refreshing change after watching that orange cretin for weeks and weeks and seeing him disgrace that office , If they had any sense they would have changed the rules and just allowed him to be in power forever, or even make him a living God like the Dalai Lama

    • seigeengine

      ... uwotm8

  • Audrey Simmonds
    Audrey Simmonds

    Come back Obama all is forgiven !

  • Laura

    that impression was spot on. 100% fact-based and accurate.

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  • Michael B
    Michael B

    Carisma and intelligents,.You could not have a larger contrast to the bronzed clown that is currently in office. He has to mention a few times about the second idition of his book, three in all. Letts make the most out of his time in office. He looks a bit quere crossing his legs like a women..

    • seigeengine

      Men have been crossing their legs for a long time. Mostly skinny guys though, what with the need to avoid things being crushed by thighs.

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  • Primitive Cooking Skill
    Primitive Cooking Skill

    I love how Obama is enjoying the moment and talking to the crowd while Biden is just trying to get his lunch

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    Sudeshna Biswas

    A drop of tear just ran down my cheeks. I am confused why. ❤

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  • Van Thur
    Van Thur

    What does it say about a man who chooses to improve his image by being interviewed by "a stand-up comedian"? A JOKE! And even better, it is actually such a powerful joke that Uncle Bejing Joe decided to copy his master. Makes TWO JOKES.

    • seigeengine

      What does it say about an idiot who thinks Barack Obama needs to improve his image, thinks somehow that's what he's here to do, or buys into half-bit propaganda from the nazi party?

  • Sail Esh
    Sail Esh

    He is proof that wealth does not bring class, it’s the knowledge and compassion that brings class.

  • AntiCom

    It’s December 24th, 2020, and Barack Obama is still the most corrupt president in history.

    • seigeengine

      Meanwhile, in Reality, Obama's administration was exceedingly non-corrupt, but was followed by an administration that broke records for corruption and criminality.

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    mary huang

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  • Lucas Bitencourt
    Lucas Bitencourt

    Obama is great. Colbert is *awful.* Jesus.

  • lovatO CR Vero
    lovatO CR Vero

    Just articulate and genuine answer to even small casual things like.....What were you thinking.."Clearly I was not thinking"...speaks Volume of an intellectual and Smart Man

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  • Phantom Hawk
    Phantom Hawk

    It’s true he was the best president

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    Ok, and now?

  • mwt 233
    mwt 233

    Bruh why I’m smiling .... He literally killed my ppl

  • Herman ten Klooster
    Herman ten Klooster

    So nice to hear an eloquent president again. Missed you, mr. president Obama.

  • Vanambadi

    Obama you are a cunning fox. When Tamil people genocide in srilanka what were you do?

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    • seigeengine

      Why are you talking about Trump?

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    M Masters

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    MN Vihaan 180

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    M Masters

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  • AMWF

    5:42 Stephen Cobert is so easily butthurt. Look at his face. ''That how slow u read sir''...Geez. Same when Conan O Brien pokes fun at him, he can't stand it. This dude has a pathetic thin skin like Donny Trump. Chill Stephen, jesus man. How does he makes fun of Obama but then Obama takes a soft jab back at him. Colbert's triggered lol.

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    maria aldenir costa

    Barack Obama inigualável INDEPENDENTE DE NACIONALIDADE!!! Este bom rapaz é a pura classe em carisma👏👏👏👏 E o top da alegria Da paz Da amizade Da esperança Obama é tudo de bom num ser humano Se eu pudesse votaria nele o resto da vida Obama é muito originalmente simpático Sou muito fã fã pessoa política e pessoal dele Parabéns Michelle e filhas por Deus ter te dado um marido bom rapaz Se eu pudesse falar com ele não diria nada SÓ LHE DARIA UM GRANDE ABRAÇO!! FAZ ANGICO ZONA RURAL SANTA CRUZ- PERNAMBUCO CEP 56215000 Brasil ☀️❤️🌵😇🛐🛐🛐😷💗🛐🛐🛐 CUIDEM-SE SEMPRE

  • Paul Orlando
    Paul Orlando

    He looks at Obama with such loving eyes,lol.

  • Nicholas Biddle
    Nicholas Biddle

    Colbert is honestly acting pretty obnoxious

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  • Elena B
    Elena B

    I dont know what I'll be facing when I get home. Then he closes his eyes and you really just feel that moment for him. Lol Michelle's gonna kick your butt Barack lol

    • Em-Jay Taylor
      Em-Jay Taylor

      I noticed that too. Sub-conscious desire to block out thoughts of what’s coming. Shows he was genuine in his comments

  • Janis Thompson
    Janis Thompson

    George? White? Game of...? Don’t know it.🥰🇨🇦

  • M Masters
    M Masters

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  • Sandra Gates
    Sandra Gates

    "For those who don't know the reference" Oh, you sweet summer child.

  • Mauritius Dunfagel
    Mauritius Dunfagel

    I don’t want Michelle Obama as president. Barrack was bad enough!

  • Matt Woody
    Matt Woody

    To bad he got arrested USA 1 China 0

  • Eja Lonibu
    Eja Lonibu

    I pretend I don't like Obama. Then I sneak in to watch him with awe with my secret ALgone account

  • Nickel Markham
    Nickel Markham

    What authority does Obama have to speak when he didn’t do anything for 8 years while in office. He was chummy chummy with mediocre prime ministers and president of the world i.e. Canadian prime minster Trudeau. I never was big in following and understanding politics but Trump really educated the public how dark are the Democratic Party with poor leaders such Obama, Biden and Kamala.

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    M Masters

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  • savicast

    Steven colbert is so funny....I fell for him when he did a skit on daily show. He called a gay black a double minority.....I feel off the bed and he said it in a serious face....bro I still laugh thinking about it

  • Carolyn Kelleher
    Carolyn Kelleher

    Steven could you be just a tad more kind to him and less cheeky. It’s like you need to put him in his place. It’s sort of an insecure male thing guys do and it’s sort of sad. Stop it . You are funny and brilliant and we love you so please dhow some respect to your guest who is also brilliant and served us well at great cost .

  • derpina haha
    derpina haha

    to be real, as a non native english speaker i love the speaking style of obama in his audio book...because i can actually understand him.

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    M Masters

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  • Jace Woods
    Jace Woods

    Who does he want to play him in the movie.....Will?

  • Teedz Krem
    Teedz Krem

    I love Obama and Stephen's relationship. Stephen is Michelle's friend, and Barack knows it. He doesn't even try to hide that he knows it's like that lmao

  • Lehmannation

    For the record Mr. President, I DID notice the important regulations you put on appliances to cut carbon.

  • Cher Marie
    Cher Marie

    I really miss Obama. He is so honest and real. A good man.

  • imaloony8

    Remember how Obama was able to laugh at himself? That people made jokes at his expense and he was able to laugh along and didn't immediately go on a Twitter Tantrum? No joke, there's a video online where Obama makes a "Thanks Obama" joke. It's uncanny. Trump would never be able to do something like that. It'd hurt his poor ego too much.

  • Gregory Parrott
    Gregory Parrott

    When asked about things for which Obama did not receive credit, I would add the alternative he chose when Assad "Crossed the Red Line". Many accused Obama of being weak for not bombing Syria following the use of chemical weapons. Instead, he succeeded in having 1308 TONS OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS REMOVED. Consider this: -) Assad had widely dispersed his chemical weapons (Sarin, Mustard gas, etc.) -) We didn't know where all the chemical stockpiles were -) Assad had placed some stockpiles within urban settings - which precluded bombing them -) A retaliatory strike at an army base or the like would have questionable effect. -) IN 2013-2013, Assad's regime was in danger of falling to Al Qaeda, Al Nusra, and the Taliban -) If Assad's regime collapsed, the terrorists would possess those chemical weapons Instead of bombing Obama (and Kerry) with the aid of Russia, had 1308 TONS of chemical weapons removed and destroyed. THAT was a good move, far superior to bombing a few sites in Syria.

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  • Alex Walker
    Alex Walker

    "I read it, she does" Colbert is such a Michele fan

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    M Masters

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  • Vida Spence
    Vida Spence

    When I first saw Barack Obama in an interview, I believe it was with Oprah, I said "this man is amazing, he'd make a great Potus" & he was...!....and will again..?..❣️...

  • Bobby Mulligan
    Bobby Mulligan

    Barack is a criminal.

  • Debbie Fournier
    Debbie Fournier

    I'm with Phoebe Waller-Bridge. Goodness!

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  • Aaron Weintrob
    Aaron Weintrob

    Listening to Obama be interviewed and Trump be interviewed makes it clear why there is such a huge education gap in the voting.

  • Rachel57

    She stayed mad all 8 years 😂😂😂😂😂 AND IT WOULD FLARE UP OCCASIONALLY 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can so picture this, him coming home one day and she’s sitting on the couch staring at him and then huffs away 😭 He’s like, wait what just happened? Don’t tell me it’s the President thing again 😅

  • opinions in ASMR
    opinions in ASMR

    I didn’t know the reference lmao

  • bocoy noiu
    bocoy noiu

    Me: I'm gonna run for president... Wife: What? Me: What?!

  • Sheas Heayv
    Sheas Heayv

    Let the man, (former President Obama), tell me who George is! So who is is this George that Stephen Colbert says "everyone knows "?

  • El Floyo
    El Floyo

    After reminiscing how he ruined our country for 8 years, and hoping for a third term through Hillary or now Biden, I can only say thank you Jesus for delivering us from this evil man and his policies.

  • melek twelve
    melek twelve

    Sorry Stephen, I haven't a clue who George R R. Martin is. You should have let him finish his explanation.

  • Teresa Thayn
    Teresa Thayn

    I started to cry when he first spoke. I miss him so much and the last four years have been hell. He's truly a great man!

    • tired peepeepoopoo
      tired peepeepoopoo

      @btemolder bruh

    • btemolder

      @tired peepeepoopoo Indeed, I see nothing bad in Teresa idolizing former president Obama.

    • tired peepeepoopoo
      tired peepeepoopoo

      @btemolder ah my bad, you see nothing bad about someone idolizing someone who's responsible for the deaths of innocents. Got it.

    • btemolder

      @tired peepeepoopoo Do some text analysis. I said, I see nothing bad in Teresa's idolizing. I didn't say that Obama is Jesus.

    • tired peepeepoopoo
      tired peepeepoopoo

      @btemolder you see nothing bad about a guy who's responsible for the death of innocents? What a great role model

  • Mary Ackerman
    Mary Ackerman

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  • Marie R. Little
    Marie R. Little

    I'm listening to his book right now (he reads it himself on Audible) and I am loving it so far (though, at this point I think Michelle's was slightly better)

  • Buxom Beauty
    Buxom Beauty

    President Barack Obama is by far the best President to have graced the oval office since I've been alive. President Obama has been sorely missed by me and mine for an eternity... ever since 2016. Can you guess why that is? I'll give you several hints: he has a well-established tan-his skin glows with the color of orange, his hair is that of legend-sports a comb over without actually having a comb over... legendary, he is all about compromise-never plays well with any other, he has obviously mastered the "art of the the deal"-North Korea, China, and Stormy Daniels will attest to that farcicality, he is close friends with someone called the rocketman, he loves his daughter-no I mean he really loves his daughter (what sons?), he wordsmith like no other-he can say or yell "you're fired" better than anyone alive, he is a pro cartographer- graduating sharpie cum laude from nowhere university specializing in map inaccuracy and the sniffing of all markers, he is an accomplished artist when it comes to coloring his own happy meal box, he has to have his morning covfefe-otherwise, it's his nightly covfefe and he's up tweeting all night, he is a staunch supporter of all news fake-a big fan the Alex and his gay frogs, he loves Americans more than any other people in the whole wide world-killing more than all of America's enemies... combined (give or take a couple of thousand), he has a bigly crush a certain russian-he likes to calls him VladdyDaddy, he pays his taxes-just not on paper or in real life, he says he never tells a lie-a huge fan of cutting down all trees (especially cherry ones), he is referred to as babyboy by his domina wife-he loves it when she murders him with her eyes and smacks his tiny hands in public, facemasks are not his thing-he loves spitting on the poor, he loves TicToc and orange flavored Tic Tacs, he is more evolved than most orangutans, he hires then he fires only the best people, he keeps his promises-America is winning so much Americans are sick of winning...literally, he absolutely loves Mexico-just not Mexico's men, women, or children, his posture/physique rivals most penguins and elephant seals thanks the strenuous 3x/day workouts he gets lifting all of those heavy buckets of chicken, he' desires more than anything to be a successful snipe hunter (much unlike his son)-finding/killing/eating the elusive/nonexistent buffalo with wings, he suffers from persistent diarrhea of the mouth and is known to keep his spare toilet paper close, he is the least racist person he knows-his bestie is grand at being a wizard, he is a man that likes his shoes to be of the slip-on or velcro kind-for some weird reason when he ties a bow it looks like a noose, he is a student of humility-never gives credit if he can take it for himself. Now, can you guess who it is I am speaking of? Ok, ok... I'll give you one more hint: his last name rhymes with dump.

    • Shashwat Srivastava
      Shashwat Srivastava

      You should meet him .

  • Jocom Firesin
    Jocom Firesin

    If I had to ask obama any question... I'd ask his opinion about Jeff Dunham... As Dunham is his mother's last name. "Maiden name or whatever idk what I read said she was married twice but only saw her name being Dunham..."

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